n41=.Kick With Reason:/kick # $$1 ╖ $$?="enter reason" ╖
n42=.-
n43=.Virus:/msg # CaUTiON CaUTiON A HuGe ViRuS HaS bEEN sCaNNeD WiThiN thA ChANnAl ALL PrECaUtiOnZ ArE beInG TaKeN!!! | /.timer 1 5 /msg # ThE CaUsE haS BeEn DeTeRMiNEd aS $$1 | /.timer 1 8 /kick # $$1 Go aWaY ViRuS!! | /.timer 1 10 /msg # -=[°] PrECaUtiOnZ DEaCtiVatED [°]=-
n44=.Birdy:/notice # What's that in the sky?? | /.timer 1 3 /notice # is it a bird? is it a plane?? | /.timer 1 6 /notice # no it's a... | /.timer 1 9 /kick # $$1 Caught ya lookin :
n45=.Little Kid:/msg # Once upon a time there was a little kid | /.timer 1 3 /kick # $$1 And Then The Kid Left [The End]
n46=.Baseball:/msg # We're here at the # dome where $me is up to bat | /.timer 1 5 /msg # and the first pitch WHiFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF steeeerike one | /.timer 1 9 /msg # and The SeCoNd piTCh WHiFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF steeerike TwO | /.timer 1 12 /msg # And The Third Pitch...... | /.timer 1 15 /kick # $$1 WHiFFFFFFFFFFFF
n47=.Op Begger:/me is fed up of $$1 asking for ops!!! | /.timer 1 5 /say Ok $$1 $+ , you can have ops... | /.timer 1 8 /kick # $$1 IN ANOTHER CHANNEL!
n48=.Crystal Ball:/me gazes into his crystal ball | /.timer 1 3 /me can see $$1 being kicked from a channel called # | /.timer 1 6 /kick # $$1 Well what do you know... this thing actually works!!
n49=.Doc Martins:/me shows everyone his flashy new boots | /.timer 1 3 /me draws a big round target on $$1's butt | /.timer 1 6 /me kicks $$1 off the channel | /.timer 1 7 /kick # $$1 ⌐) Doc Martins (⌐
n50=.Tobacco Spit:/me spits out a wad of chewing tobacco | /.timer 1 3 /say *pbpbth* | /.timer 1 6 /say Listen $$1, we don't like yer kind around here... | /.timer 1 9 /kick # $$1 so get out!!!
n51=.Turban Wedgii:/me looks at $$1... | /.timer 1 3 /me decides that $$1 just doesn't look right.... | /.timer 1 6 /me grabs $$1 $+ 's pants and pulls them WAAAAY up and wraps them around his head... much better! | /.timer 1 8 /kick # $1 Get outta here!
n52=.-
n53=.Mass Kick:/k $?="enter users to kick - use space to seperate"
n54=Banning
n55=.Colour kick and ban:/c ban $$1 $?="enter kick/ban reason"
n56=.Kick and ban with reason:/kick # $$1 $?="enter kick/ban reason" | /ban # $$1 2
n57=.Ban *!user@host.domain:/ban # $$1 0
n58=Extras
n59=.Judge User:if ($address($1,2) != $null) { set %yes 0 | set %no 0 | set %judged $1 | set %votechan # | .guser -a 1,41 $1 2 | me asks you to place your votes in the next minute! | me . . . should $upper($1) be banned? | me . . . type "Y" for yes and "N" for no . . . | .enable #Vote | .timer 1 60 judge }
n60=.Mass Inviting:/mass $?="enter nick(s) to invite"
n61=.Status Message:/notice $1 $?="enter the reply name and the message"
n62=.Channel Stats - Nick:.load -a aliazes.ini | .enable #scan | set %active msg $$1 | /set %scantype FAST | /cstats #
n63=.-
n64=actions
n65=Actions
n66=.SCI Slap:/me slaps $1 with a special SCI command....
n67=.SG Burger:/me throws an *@*.sg burger at $1
n68=.Wonder:/me looks at $1 and wonders who in their right mind would have a child like that....
n69=.Laugh:/me looks at $1 and rolls on the floor in histerical laughter
n70=.Handshake:/me does a long, complicated handshake with $1
n71=.Stupidity:/me wonders about $1 $+ 's stupidity....
n72=.Neon Stupid:/me thinks $1 should vigorusly scrub his forehead in an effort to erase the word "STUPID" that obviously is flashing in neon letters!
n73=.Cousins:/me asks $1 $+ , "If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?"
n74=.Slap
n75=..Menu:/me Beats on $$1 awhile with $$?="Use a or an... What U Usin G?" ... Hope it HeRTz
n76=..Ass:/me Pulls Out a BIG Stick and Slaps $$1 's Ass For a Few... HoPe It HeRTz
n77=..Banana:/me lights a Banana on fire and throws it at $$1 's cousin:/say $$1 : If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
n78=..Eros:/me makes $$1 stare at Eros' picture | /me watches $$1 go blind
n79=..Blond:/me thinks $$1 is a natural blond by the way she types | /me does intensive research going through many hair dyes to find out nope $$1 is just plain stupid!!!!
n80=..Zaney:/me stares at $$1 who is staring at DryRain's goat Zaney | /me thinks $$1 and Zaney make a cute couple since both smell and need a haircut badly!
n81=..Trout:/me slaps $$1 around with a hairy, slimey, smelly, and contaminated trout!
n82=..Drown:/me drowns $$1 in a cup of water!
n83=..Like:/me says "Sure I like you $$1 " | /say BUT NOT TODAY!!!!
n84=..Pumpkin:/me grabs a handful of Pumpkin gut's and sticks them down $$1's throat
n85=..Lake:/me drowns $$1 in the nearest lake
n86=..Bottle:/me smashes a wine bottle over $$1's head
n87=..Cliff:/me shoves $$1 off the nearest cliff
n88=..Saw:/me runs after $$1 with a chain saw
n89=..Slam:/me slams the door on $$1's hand
n90=..Crush:/me crushes $$1's toes with a hammer
n91=..Chop:/me chops $$1 up in millions of pieces and buries $$1 in the backyard
n92=..Weed:/me chases after $$1 with a weed wacker....hey you need a haircut!
n93=..Dog:/me lets loose his dog after $$1 | /me gets sad after Rover left him so he writes a country song about Rover and $$1's affair
n94=..PBCantalope:/me dips giant cantalopes in peanut butter and throws them at $$1
n95=..Shout./me starts shouting "Long Live The Moose People" at $$1 and watches $$1 go totally c4ninjascript\ninja
n96=..Ginsu:/me starts playing with ginsu knives and accidently gives $$1 a neat trim....... | /me thinks $$1 looks very nice bald
n97=..Bag:/me is tired of seeing $$1's butt ugly face | /me gives $$1 a bag for their head to hide all their zits
n98=..Lonely:/me thinks $$1 looks pretty lonely and would like some company | /me gives $$1 a blow up doll to make their life dream come true....to find someone as smart as them
n99=..Flood:/me Floods $* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | /me Floods $* HAHAHAHHA | /me Floods $* | /me Floods $* | /timer1 1 2 /me Floods $* | /timer2 1 3 /me Floods $* | /timer3 1 4 /me Floods $* | /timer4 1 5 /me Floods $* | /timer5 1 6 /me Floods $* | /timer6 1 10 /me Floods $* | /timer 1 12 /me floods $* DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
n100=..Trout:/me slaps $* around with a rotten trout!
n101=..swing:/me grabs $1 $+ by the nuts and swings him
n102=..Bat:/me gets a Steel Bat and smashes $* with it " BATTER UP!! "
n103=..Surprise:/me sneaks up behind $1 and puts a live tarantula down $1 's pants!! " HeHeHeHe!
n104=..Fake lagg:/say $1 you there? | /timer1 1 7 /say Are you still alive $1 ? | /timer2 1 14 /say are you ignoring me $1 ? | /timer3 1 21 /say You must be lagging $1 HELLOOOO!! | /timer4 1 28 /say WOOO 39 sec ping reply WoW! | /timer5 1 35 /say you better do something about that lagg $1 | /timer6 1 42 /say HELLO!! ARGH! | /timer7 1 49 /say hehehehe Gotcha!
n105=.-
n106=.Fight Actions
n107=..problem:/me says " $$1 DO YOU GOT A PROBLEM " | /say WELL SOLVE IT BUTTMUNCH!
n108=..you fall:/me falls to the ground ....and turns into a GIANT SMURF....THEN SINGS THE SMURF SONG TO $$1 ALL NIGHT LONG! | /sa
n109=..bottle:/me finds a broken beer bottle... hmmm... $me takes and chases $1 with it.. $me then proceeds to fuck up $1
n110=..Block Attack:/me blocks $$1's futile and hopeless attack!
n111=..Glare at User:/me glares sharply at $$1 !
n112=..Grenade User:/me takes out a grenade ... pulls the pin ... 4 ... 3 ..2 ... tosses it at $$1! | /say Damn...what a BLAST!!!
n113=..Hang User:/me puts a tight rope around $$1's neck and opens the channel trapdoor! | /say hung!!!
n114=..Cast Spell:/me casts a magical spell of $$?2="What kind of spell?" upon $$1!
n115=..Punch User:/me pulls back his fist and Hits $$1 Sharply in there $$?="where did ya hit um??"!!!! | /say that hurt LOL LOL!!!
n116=..Kick User:/me moves back to do a roundhouse and hit $$1 in the $$?="and you hit them..."!!!
n117=..Shoot User With?:/say Ok, you R bugging me, Tyme to get ruff, $$1 | /me pulls out his $$?="your???" and Shoots it at $$1 to cause some MAJOR damage to their $$?="damage to??"
n118=..Sword User:/say Want to bring this bak in tyme?? | /me gets on his armor and pulls out his Version 5.83 Dark Dragon Sword | /say you asked fer it | /me hits $$1 with the sword in their $$?="where did you hit um??"
n119=..Monster:/say arugh, you are beetin me | /me falls to the ground | /me turns in to a Huge monster with 300 teeth and a large tail!!! | /me growls
n120=..Tail:/say HAHAHAHAHA | /me whips tail at $$1 to break their $$?="what did ya break??" | /me shows his 300 teeth!
n121=..Fire:/say GRRRRRR | /me opens mouth and blows fire at $$1, charing their $$?=charing there..."
n122=..Go Back:/say I am not being fair am I?? | /me turns back to a mortal
n123=.-
n124=.Actions for Lamers
n125=..Schlong:/me whips out his 2 Foot Schlong and presses it against $$1 $+ 's forehead
n126=..9 Iron:/me Feels like golfing with $$1 $+ 's head. $me pulls out his 9 Iron and Bashes $$1 $+ 's Head!!
n127=..Nut Kick:/me Puts on his Doc Martens and kicks $$1 in the balls!!
n128=..Horny:/me thinks that $$1 is wat to horney to be in # !! $me hates horney losers who probably suck their own Genitles !!
n129=..OJ:/me puts on his Ski mask and stalks $$1 for a while. One day $me sees $$1 walking with somone he doesn't like. $me becomes c4ninjascript\ninjaly jealous and slices $$1 $+ 's throat. When the IRCops ask who did it, $me blamed it on OJ Simpson!!
n130=..Hacksaw:/me pulls out his Hack Saw and cuts up $$1 into little pieces and feeds them to his dog.
n131=..Chainsaw:/me pulls out his chainsaw and Hacks apart $$1 from limb to limb
n132=..Lightening:/me CAlls to the god of lightening and asks him for help. Later that day $$1 is walking home from the sexual toys store when a lightening bolt comes and knocks down a tree that kills $$1
n133=..Sledge:/me looks around the room and sees $$1 ..... what an asshole!! $me then decides something should be done about it, so he grabs his sledge hammer and then squishes $$1 skull in to applesauce!!! PUNK!
n134=..Phone:/me is using his phone bug when he hears that $$1 is a telemarketer. $me calls 1-800-FUCK- $$1- UP. An officer is sent over. The officer goes crazy and anally rapes $$1. Then slits $$1's fucking throat!! SHITHEAD!
n135=..Knuckles:/me finds brass knuckles in his pocket. Shit what you goona do with those asks $$1. I am gonna fuck you up!!!! $me runs at $$1 and proceeeds to bash $$1 fucking face in!! MOTHERFUCKER!
n136=..Dildo:/me sees $$1's mother on the street, she is trying to sell dildos for her church. $me takes them and jams them in any available opening in her body. BITCH!
n137=..Nazi:/me sees that $$1 is on NAZI Online. What the FUCK. $me pulls out his beretta and puts a bullet in $$1's fucking head! RACIST ASSHOLE!
n138=..Laser:/me has a large and powerful laser in his backpack. While giving his presentation he pulls it out.. $me sees $$1 being an asshole so he points it at $$1's eyes....ahhhhhhhhhhh!! Now all $$1 has are two burned craters for a face. SUCKA!
n139=..Bat:/me grabs the aluminum bat from the house and runs out to practice T-ball.. from $$1's head...whoops!...WHACK!!.. Now $$1's pea-sized brain is all over the field! RETARDO!
n140=..Key:/me thinks that $$1 types worth shit. $ME takes his keyboard and smashes it over $$1's fucking head. IDIOT!
n141=..Flashlight:/me is looking around in the dark for something.. $me shines the light on $$1 who is jerking off in the corner with a mag full of animal pics. $me takes his chance while $$1 is still stunned by the light and crushes $$1 skull in with his Mag-Lite. SICKO!
n142=..Bomb:/me plants a mine at the doorway to $$1's house.. when $$1 leaves to go get the new NKOTB album his legs are blown off! POSEUR!
n143=..weights:/me is lifting weights in the gym when $$1 comes bye and starts acting like an asshole... $me gets up and knocks $$1 on his ass... $me lifts the 400pd weight above his head... THUMP! is the only sound heard as $$1's head is flattened to a pancake! ASSHOLE!
n144=..Tutu:/me puts $$1 into a tutu and beats him or her into oblivion!!!
n145=..Shove: /say $$1 can take his or her computer and shove it up his or her ass!!!!
n146=..Ear Stick!:/me Shoves a stick In $$1 's Ear... Can Ya Hear Better Yet??
n147=..Throat Stick!:/me Shoves a dildo Down $$1 's Throat... Say What U Will Now!
n148=..Eye Poke!:/me Pokes $$1 In The Eye With a finger... Can Ya See Now??
n149=..Ass KICK!:/me Kicks $$1 In The Ass... Leaving His Foot Embedded In His Asshole... Guess U Can Stay... I Need My Foot.
n150=..Brain Swish!:/me Sticks a RED Hot Curling Iron In $1's Ear And Swishes Their Brain Around For awhile... Is It Clear Now??
n151=.-
n152=.Country Slaps
n153=..CDs:/me gives $$1 tons and tons of country music CDs
n154=..Garth:/me gives $$1 the brand new Garth Brooks CD "Fresh Horses"
n155=..Line:/me makes $$1 learn the steps to the Achy Breaky
n156=..Sing:/me sings country to $$1
n157=..Cowgirl:/me thinks $$1 would look great as a cowgirl!
n158=..Pure Country:/me makes $$1 watch Pure Country over and over till $$1 learns all of the George Strait Songs
n159=..8 Seconds:/me makes $$1 watch 8 Seconds till they can sing all the country songs
n160=..TNN:/me breaks into $$1's house and screws up their TV so they can only watch TNN (The Nashville Network) YEE HAW
n161=..Sheep:/me has a tape of $$1 raping his sheep. The sick fucker then masterbates his cows. Anybody want it? SICKO!!
n162=.-
n163=.Slap
n164=..Menu:/me Beats on $$1 awhile with $$?="Use a or an... What U Usin G?" ... Hope it HeRTz
n165=..Ass:/me Pulls Out a BIG Stick and Slaps $$1 's Ass For a Few... HoPe It HeRTz
n166=..Banana:/me lights a Banana on fire and throws it at $$1 's cousin:/say $$1 : If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
n167=..Eros:/me makes $$1 stare at Eros' picture | /me watches $$1 go blind
n168=..Blond:/me thinks $$1 is a natural blond by the way she types | /me does intensive research going through many hair dyes to find out nope $$1 is just plain stupid!!!!
n169=..Zaney:/me stares at $$1 who is staring at DryRain's goat Zaney | /me thinks $$1 and Zaney make a cute couple since both smell and need a haircut badly!
n170=..Trout:/me slaps $$1 around with a hairy, slimey, smelly, and contaminated trout!
n171=..Drown:/me drowns $$1 in a cup of water!
n172=..Like:/me says "Sure I like you $$1 " | /say BUT NOT TODAY!!!!
n173=..Pumpkin:/me grabs a handful of Pumpkin gut's and sticks them down $$1's throat
n174=..Lake:/me drowns $$1 in the nearest lake
n175=..Bottle:/me smashes a wine bottle over $$1's head
n176=..Cliff:/me shoves $$1 off the nearest cliff
n177=..Saw:/me runs after $$1 with a chain saw
n178=..Slam:/me slams the door on $$1's hand
n179=..Crush:/me crushes $$1's toes with a hammer
n180=..Chop:/me chops $$1 up in millions of pieces and buries $$1 in the backyard
n181=..Weed:/me chases after $$1 with a weed wacker....hey you need a haircut!
n182=..Dog:/me lets loose his dog after $$1 | /me gets sad after Rover left him so he w
n183=Actions
n184=.stomach!:/me surprises $$1 with a swift kick to the stomach!
n185=.punch!:/me punches $$1 really hard in the mouth
n186=.slap!:/me slaps $$1 around a bit with a large trout
n187=.kiss!:/me blows $$1 a kiss
n188=.mom!:/me tells $$1 to say hi to his mom for him!
n189=.hermom!:/me tells $$1 to say hi to her mom for him!
n190=.jackoff!:/me masturbates on $$1's head
n191=.smack!:/me smacks $$1 like the bitch that he is! You wanna act like a bitch I will slap you like one!
n192=.smackher!:/me smacks $$1 like the bitch that she is! You wanna act like a bitch I will slap you like one!
n193=.cry!:/me beats $$1 until he cries!
n194=.hercry!:/me beats $$1 until she cries!
n195=.apoligize!:/me apoligizes to $$1 profusely!
n196=.abuse!:/me grabs $$1 and slaps him then kicks him then punches him then asks him if he liked it. He answers no and then austa beats him more, finally $$1 collapses and sobs uncontrolably until he passes out in a pool of his own blood and vomit!
n197=.shutup!:/me tells $$1 to shut up!
n198=.horny!:/me tells $$1 to try #teensex
n199=.chick!:/me would smack $$1 really hard but hey, if I hit a chick, I would feel morally wrong!
n200=.HAMSTER:/say Hey $$1... your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder-berries!
n201=.goatass:/me Fucks $$1 in the Goat Ass!! oooohhhhh was it good for you??
n202=.Glare:/me glares sharply at $$1!!
n203=.Laugh(2ppl):/me laughs as he remembers the nite when he and $$1's mom along with $2's mom had hott wonderful monkey love sex... while $$1's mom took in the butt... $2's mom licked my sweaty nutsack... Oh what a nite...!
n204=.Monkey:/me says to $$1 It's $time - Do you know where your monkey is??
n205=.Evil Twin:/me turns into $$1s evil twin and ties $$1 up and goes to $$1s school and acts up and smarts off to $$1s teachers. | /me goes to $$1s house and unties him. $$1 goes to school the next day and is ostracized by both his fellow peers and his teachers.
n206=|Comments|
n207=.Say Hello:/me says hello to $snicks
n208=.Nasty comments
n209=..Shotgun:/me Takes out his Shotgun.......and Blows $1's Fuckin Head Off!
n210=..Pistol:/me aims...........Fire's the Glock.....PocK!....One round in the Head of $1....."Killed that Tango Fuck!"
n211=..Silencer Shoot:/me takes aim from a rooftop above,..... snipe!.......... $1 is killed by a silenced rifle! "Got that Tango Fucker!"
n212=..BiaTcH!:/me Slaps $1 upside the Fuckin Head..and yells "BiaTcH!!"
n213=..MrRogers:/me sings.... It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood a beautiful day to be neighbors, would you be mine, could you be mine: Hello everyone, todays speial word is 'lamer', can you say l-a-m-e-r? " $+ $1 $+ " good.... I am so proud of you... "won't you be, my lamer...."
n214=..LikeSlap:/me slaps $$1 around a bit and $$1 likes it..
n215=..Nuts:/me kicks $$1 in da nuts.......
n216=..Lamer:/say $$1 is a lamer :)
n217=..Bath:/me thinks that $$1 REALLY needs a BATH..... :)
n218=..Wake Up!:/say WAKE up $$1....
n219=..Wake Slap:/me slaps $$1 to wake him up....
n220=..Spit:/me grabs $$1 by the throat.... throws $$1 up against a wall, and spits in $1 $+ 's face.
n221=..Glass Punch:/me wraps his hand with cloth, dips it in resin and then shards of broken glass, and punches $$1 in the face.
n222=..Lamer Def:/me says "1. Lam-er (noun) : a person who is lame. example of a lamer: $$1 :)
n223=..Newbie Def:/me says "1. New-bie (noun): a person who is new. 2. a person who pretends NOT to be new by being a moron 3. see Lamer for more details. example of a Newbie: $$1 :)
n224=..Diaper:/me slaps $$1 with an old diaper full of extricated chile burritos!
n247=..Watermelon:/ame lights a Watermelon on fire and throws it at $$1
n248=..Cantalope:/ame lights a Cantalope on fire and throws it at $$1
n249=..Banana:/ame lights a Banana on fire and throws it at $$1.cousin:/say $$1: If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
n250=..Eros:/me makes $$1 stare at Eros' picture | /me watches $$1 go blind
n251=..Blond:/me thinks $$1 is a natural blond by the way she types | /me does intensive research going through many hair dyes to find out nope $$1 is just plain stupid!!!!
n252=..Zaney:/me stares at $$1 who is staring at DryRain's goat Zaney | /me thinks $$1 and Zaney make a cute couple since both smell and need a haircut badly!
n253=..Trout:/me slaps $$1 around with a hairy, slimey, smelly, and contaminated trout!
n254=..Stone:/me has been turned to stone cause of $$1 's uglyness!
n255=..Snot:/me grabs a snotty tissue and rubs it all over $$1
n256=..Drown:/me drowns $$1 in a cup of water!
n257=..Swim:/me swims across the deepest oceans to find my love $$1 | /say I love you SUGAR BEE!
n258=..Love:/me falls in love with $$1 's beauty....
n259=..Warning:/me warns $$1 to watch their mouth or risk being kicked!
n260=..Like:/me says "Sure I like you $$1 " | /say BUT NOT TODAY!!!!
n261=..Pumpkin:/me grabs a handful of Pumpkin gut's and sticks them down $$1's throat
n262=..Fake lagg:/say $$1 you there? | /timer1 1 7 /say Are you still alive $$1 ? | /timer2 1 14 /say are you ignoring me $$1 ? | /timer3 1 21 /say You must be lagging $$1 HELLOOOO!! | /timer4 1 28 /say WOOO 39 sec ping reply WoW! | /timer5 1 35 /say you better do something about that lagg $$1 | /timer6 1 42 /say HELLO!! ARGH! | /timer7 1 49 /say ASSHOLE
n263=..Lake:/ame drowns $$1 in the nearest lake
n264=..Bottle:/ame smashes a wine bottle over $$1's head
n265=..Cliff:/ame shoves $$1 off the nearest cliff
n266=..Saw:/ame runs after $$1 with a chain saw
n267=..Slam:/ame slams the door on $$1's hand
n268=..Murder:/ame hires someone to murder $$1
n269=..Crush:/ame crushes $$1's toes with a hammer
n270=..Fire:/amel ights a match and sets $$1 on fire
n271=Kicks
n272=.Reason:/kick # $$1 $$?="reason for kick?"
n273=.Flooder!:/kick # $$1 Out Out Evil Flooder!!
n274=.Gay Word:/kick # $$1 you give the word Gay a bad meaning!
n275=.Lamelame:/kick # $$* Why Oh Why must you be so lame??
n276=.wiseman:/kick # $$1 A wise man once said to me... If you are smart, you will kick $$1 out on his dumbass and maybe ban him... i agree with this intelligent sage of wisdom... BAAM!!
n277=.beatles:/kick # $$1 "I don't believe in Beatles... I just believe in me"
n278=.sacrifice:/me thinks its time to make a sacrifice to the dark master... | /me prepares the alter for the blood of $$1 | /me lifts the rusty knife high above the screaming body of $$1 | /kick # $$1 Creamation or Burial... You're dead asshole...
n279=.fugeela:/me screams FUUUUUGEEEEELAAAAAAA and proceeds to sack-beat $$1 | /kick # $$1 You have been sack-beaten... aint yo parents proud?
n280=.Respect:/kick # $$1 When i was your age... we went into channels like # and showed some respect... ungrateful little bastard!!
n281=.Nice Mom:/kick # $$1 Let me tell you about the winter of '59... i wouldve gone crazy without the gentle touch of your mother... I hope you appreciate her... I sure did :
n282=.Naughty Mom:/kick # $$1 Naughty behavior like that reminds me of your mom... except when she was bad... she wasnt usually wearing clothes at the time... :
n283=.Wax Estatic:/kick # $$1 Heres something that is automatic, wax ecstatic...
n284=.Dork Fish:/kick # $$1 You Are A DorkFish!!
n285=.LAMER:/me asks "what is a lamer" | /me gets out his trusty Websters Dictionary.... | /me says "ahhhhhhh, the definition of lamer is: one who lurks or makes bad or mean comments... one who is a nuisence in general - See $$1 | /kick # $$1 Arent you proud.... your in the dictionary!
n286=.Fish:/kick # $$1 I said Its a fish kick!
n287=.Smart Ass:/kick # $$1 One Smart Ass Is Enough Per Channel And I Am Already Here! :▐
n288=.Ferris Kick:/kick # $$1 Ferris Buller? Why Yes, He Is My Idol!
n289=.Boni:/kick # $$1 In the words of Boni..." try to find out what is best about yourself and chase away the bad! :
n290=.Jaden:/kick # $$1 In the words of Jaden... "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
n291=.Stop Kick:/kick # $$1 Stop me before I kick again!
n292=.Red Necks:/kick # $$1 Ya all rednecks got ta geet outta here!
n293=.Eyes Kick:/kick # $$1 I said cover your eyes!
n294=.Love Kick:/kick # $$1 You only kick the ones you love!
n295=.Wipe Kick:/kick # $$1 Go wipe your face!
n296=.Priv Kick:/kick # $$1 This is a private conversation!
n297=.Swear Kick:/kick # $$1 Watch your language in the presence of a lady!
n298=.Flood Kick:/kick # $$1 Dont Flood!
n299=.Jerk Kick:/kick # $$1 You are a jerk head!
n300=.Ad Kick:/kick # $$1 Don't Advertise Here!
n301=.Lamer:/kick # $$* >>-ª\/ª-> GeT OuT LaMeR! <-ª\/ª-<<
n303=.No Reason:/kick # $* >>-ª\/ª-> NO REASON <-ª\/ª-<<
n304=-
n305=Actions
n306=.stomach!:/me surprises $$1 with a swift kick to the stomach!
n307=.punch!:/me punches $$1 really hard in the mouth
n308=.slap!:/me slaps $$1 around a bit with a large trout
n309=.kiss!:/me blows $$1 a kiss
n310=.mom!:/me tells $$1 to say hi to his mom for him!
n311=-
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n1=Park Partol
n2=.Advertise To Chan:/me 4,1is use the only flood free script around. 9,1P4,1ark 9,1P4,1atrol v1.0 By ParkPatrol 9,1T4,1ype 9,1!P4ark to get it9,1!!!
n3=.Tell Yourself
n4=..Start Timer:/timer1 0 60 /echo 4 *** You are using 9,1P4,1ark 9,1P4,1atrol4 v1.0 By ParkPatrol *** | /echo 4 *** You are using 9,1P4,1ark 9,1P4,1atrol4 v1.0 By ParkPatrol ***
n5=..End Timer:timer1 off
n6=-
n7=ABCvoter:/abcvote
n8=Split detector
n9=.Status://echo 4 $active The Split Detector is currently: %splitstat
n10=.-
n11=.ON:/set %splitstat ON | /say 4,1*** 9,1I 4,1have turned on my 9,1N4,1et9,1S4,1plit 9,1D4,1etector 9,1ON 4,1***
n12=.OFF:/set %splitstat OFF | /say 4,1*** 9,1I 4,1have turned on my 9,1N4,1et9,1S4,1plit 9,1D4,1etector 9,1OFF 4,1***
n20=.On:/enable #help | /say 9,1I 4am proud to announce 9T4he 9P4ark 9P4atrol helpstation is now open for business. 9,1P4,1lease type 9,1!4help 4,1to take a number | /timer7 0 90 /me 4,1reminds everyone that 9,1T4he 9P4ark 9,1P4atrol helpstation is still open. 9,1T4ype 9,1!4help 4,1to take a number.
n21=.Next:/inc %helped 1 | /msg $chan 9,1N4,1ow serving number %helped
n22=.Off:/disable #help | /say 9,1I 4am sorry to say 9T4he 9P4ark 9P4atrol helpstation is now closed. 9P4lease try again at a later time. | /set %help 0 | /set %helped 1 | /timer7 off
n23=Clone Detector
n24=.ON:/set %clonedtct ON
n25=.OFF:/set %clonedtct OFF
n26=.-
n27=.Status://echo 4 $active The Clone Detector is currently: %clonedtct
n56=.Kick With Reason:/kick # $$1 ╖ $$?="enter reason" ╖
n57=.-
n58=.Virus:/msg # CaUTiON CaUTiON A HuGe ViRuS HaS bEEN sCaNNeD WiThiN thA ChANnAl ALL PrECaUtiOnZ ArE beInG TaKeN!!! | /.timer 1 5 /msg # ThE CaUsE haS BeEn DeTeRMiNEd aS $$1 | /.timer 1 8 /kick # $$1 Go aWaY ViRuS!! | /.timer 1 10 /msg # -=[°] PrECaUtiOnZ DEaCtiVatED [°]=-
n59=.Birdy:/notice # What's that in the sky?? | /.timer 1 3 /notice # is it a bird? is it a plane?? | /.timer 1 6 /notice # no it's a... | /.timer 1 9 /kick # $$1 Caught ya lookin :
n60=.Little Kid:/msg # Once upon a time there was a little kid | /.timer 1 3 /kick # $$1 And Then The Kid Left [The End]
n61=.Baseball:/msg # We're here at the # dome where $me is up to bat | /.timer 1 5 /msg # and the first pitch WHiFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF steeeerike one | /.timer 1 9 /msg # and The SeCoNd piTCh WHiFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF steeerike TwO | /.timer 1 12 /msg # And The Third Pitch...... | /.timer 1 15 /kick # $$1 WHiFFFFFFFFFFFF
n62=.Op Begger:/me is fed up of $$1 asking for ops!!! | /.timer 1 5 /say Ok $$1 $+ , you can have ops... | /.timer 1 8 /kick # $$1 IN ANOTHER CHANNEL!
n63=.Crystal Ball:/me gazes into his crystal ball | /.timer 1 3 /me can see $$1 being kicked from a channel called # | /.timer 1 6 /kick # $$1 Well what do you know... this thing actually works!!
n64=.Doc Martins:/me shows everyone his flashy new boots | /.timer 1 3 /me draws a big round target on $$1's butt | /.timer 1 6 /me kicks $$1 off the channel | /.timer 1 7 /kick # $$1 ⌐) Doc Martins (⌐
n65=.Tobacco Spit:/me spits out a wad of chewing tobacco | /.timer 1 3 /say *pbpbth* | /.timer 1 6 /say Listen $$1, we don't like yer kind around here... | /.timer 1 9 /kick # $$1 so get out!!!
n66=.Turban Wedgii:/me looks at $$1... | /.timer 1 3 /me decides that $$1 just doesn't look right.... | /.timer 1 6 /me grabs $$1 $+ 's pants and pulls them WAAAAY up and wraps them around his head... much better! | /.timer 1 8 /kick # $1 Get outta here!
n67=.-
n68=.Mass Kick:/k $?="enter users to kick - use space to seperate"
n69=Banning
n70=.Colour kick and ban:/c ban $$1 $?="enter kick/ban reason"
n71=.Kick and ban with reason:/kick # $$1 $?="enter kick/ban reason" | /ban # $$1 2
n72=.Ban *!user@host.domain:/ban # $$1 0
n73=Extras
n74=.Judge User:if ($address($1,2) != $null) { set %yes 0 | set %no 0 | set %judged $1 | set %votechan # | .guser -a 1,41 $1 2 | me asks you to place your votes in the next minute! | me . . . should $upper($1) be banned? | me . . . type "Y" for yes and "N" for no . . . | .enable #Vote | .timer 1 60 judge }
n75=.Mass Inviting:/mass $?="enter nick(s) to invite"
n76=.Status Message:/notice $1 $?="enter the reply name and the message"
n77=.Channel Stats - Nick:.load -a aliazes.ini | .enable #scan | set %active msg $$1 | /set %scantype FAST | /cstats #
n78=.-
n79=actions
n80=Actions
n81=.SCI Slap:/me slaps $1 with a special SCI command....
n82=.SG Burger:/me throws an *@*.sg burger at $1
n83=.Wonder:/me looks at $1 and wonders who in their right mind would have a child like that....
n84=.Laugh:/me looks at $1 and rolls on the floor in histerical laughter
n85=.Handshake:/me does a long, complicated handshake with $1
n86=.Stupidity:/me wonders about $1 $+ 's stupidity....
n87=.Neon Stupid:/me thinks $1 should vigorusly scrub his forehead in an effort to erase the word "STUPID" that obviously is flashing in neon letters!
n88=.Cousins:/me asks $1 $+ , "If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?"
n89=.Slap
n90=..Menu:/me Beats on $$1 awhile with $$?="Use a or an... What U Usin G?" ... Hope it HeRTz
n91=..Ass:/me Pulls Out a BIG Stick and Slaps $$1 's Ass For a Few... HoPe It HeRTz
n92=..Banana:/me lights a Banana on fire and throws it at $$1 's cousin:/say $$1 : If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
n93=..Eros:/me makes $$1 stare at Eros' picture | /me watches $$1 go blind
n94=..Blond:/me thinks $$1 is a natural blond by the way she types | /me does intensive research going through many hair dyes to find out nope $$1 is just plain stupid!!!!
n95=..Zaney:/me stares at $$1 who is staring at DryRain's goat Zaney | /me thinks $$1 and Zaney make a cute couple since both smell and need a haircut badly!
n96=..Trout:/me slaps $$1 around with a hairy, slimey, smelly, and contaminated trout!
n97=..Drown:/me drowns $$1 in a cup of water!
n98=..Like:/me says "Sure I like you $$1 " | /say BUT NOT TODAY!!!!
n99=..Pumpkin:/me grabs a handful of Pumpkin gut's and sticks them down $$1's throat
n100=..Lake:/me drowns $$1 in the nearest lake
n101=..Bottle:/me smashes a wine bottle over $$1's head
n102=..Cliff:/me shoves $$1 off the nearest cliff
n103=..Saw:/me runs after $$1 with a chain saw
n104=..Slam:/me slams the door on $$1's hand
n105=..Crush:/me crushes $$1's toes with a hammer
n106=..Chop:/me chops $$1 up in millions of pieces and buries $$1 in the backyard
n107=..Weed:/me chases after $$1 with a weed wacker....hey you need a haircut!
n108=..Dog:/me lets loose his dog after $$1 | /me gets sad after Rover left him so he writes a country song about Rover and $$1's affair
n109=..PBCantalope:/me dips giant cantalopes in peanut butter and throws them at $$1
n110=..Shout./me starts shouting "Long Live The Moose People" at $$1 and watches $$1 go totally c4ninjascript\ninja
n111=..Ginsu:/me starts playing with ginsu knives and accidently gives $$1 a neat trim....... | /me thinks $$1 looks very nice bald
n112=..Bag:/me is tired of seeing $$1's butt ugly face | /me gives $$1 a bag for their head to hide all their zits
n113=..Lonely:/me thinks $$1 looks pretty lonely and would like some company | /me gives $$1 a blow up doll to make their life dream come true....to find someone as smart as them
n114=..Flood:/me Floods $* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | /me Floods $* HAHAHAHHA | /me Floods $* | /me Floods $* | /timer1 1 2 /me Floods $* | /timer2 1 3 /me Floods $* | /timer3 1 4 /me Floods $* | /timer4 1 5 /me Floods $* | /timer5 1 6 /me Floods $* | /timer6 1 10 /me Floods $* | /timer 1 12 /me floods $* DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
n115=..Trout:/me slaps $* around with a rotten trout!
n116=..swing:/me grabs $1 $+ by the nuts and swings him
n117=..Bat:/me gets a Steel Bat and smashes $* with it " BATTER UP!! "
n118=..Surprise:/me sneaks up behind $1 and puts a live tarantula down $1 's pants!! " HeHeHeHe!
n119=..Fake lagg:/say $1 you there? | /timer1 1 7 /say Are you still alive $1 ? | /timer2 1 14 /say are you ignoring me $1 ? | /timer3 1 21 /say You must be lagging $1 HELLOOOO!! | /timer4 1 28 /say WOOO 39 sec ping reply WoW! | /timer5 1 35 /say you better do something about that lagg $1 | /timer6 1 42 /say HELLO!! ARGH! | /timer7 1 49 /say hehehehe Gotcha!
n120=.-
n121=.Fight Actions
n122=..problem:/me says " $$1 DO YOU GOT A PROBLEM " | /say WELL SOLVE IT BUTTMUNCH!
n123=..you fall:/me falls to the ground ....and turns into a GIANT SMURF....THEN SINGS THE SMURF SONG TO $$1 ALL NIGHT LONG! | /sa
n124=..bottle:/me finds a broken beer bottle... hmmm... $me takes and chases $1 with it.. $me then proceeds to fuck up $1
n125=..Block Attack:/me blocks $$1's futile and hopeless attack!
n126=..Glare at User:/me glares sharply at $$1 !
n127=..Grenade User:/me takes out a grenade ... pulls the pin ... 4 ... 3 ..2 ... tosses it at $$1! | /say Damn...what a BLAST!!!
n128=..Hang User:/me puts a tight rope around $$1's neck and opens the channel trapdoor! | /say hung!!!
n129=..Cast Spell:/me casts a magical spell of $$?2="What kind of spell?" upon $$1!
n130=..Punch User:/me pulls back his fist and Hits $$1 Sharply in there $$?="where did ya hit um??"!!!! | /say that hurt LOL LOL!!!
n131=..Kick User:/me moves back to do a roundhouse and hit $$1 in the $$?="and you hit them..."!!!
n132=..Shoot User With?:/say Ok, you R bugging me, Tyme to get ruff, $$1 | /me pulls out his $$?="your???" and Shoots it at $$1 to cause some MAJOR damage to their $$?="damage to??"
n133=..Sword User:/say Want to bring this bak in tyme?? | /me gets on his armor and pulls out his Version 5.83 Dark Dragon Sword | /say you asked fer it | /me hits $$1 with the sword in their $$?="where did you hit um??"
n134=..Monster:/say arugh, you are beetin me | /me falls to the ground | /me turns in to a Huge monster with 300 teeth and a large tail!!! | /me growls
n135=..Tail:/say HAHAHAHAHA | /me whips tail at $$1 to break their $$?="what did ya break??" | /me shows his 300 teeth!
n136=..Fire:/say GRRRRRR | /me opens mouth and blows fire at $$1, charing their $$?=charing there..."
n137=..Go Back:/say I am not being fair am I?? | /me turns back to a mortal
n138=.-
n139=.Actions for Lamers
n140=..Schlong:/me whips out his 2 Foot Schlong and presses it against $$1 $+ 's forehead
n141=..9 Iron:/me Feels like golfing with $$1 $+ 's head. $me pulls out his 9 Iron and Bashes $$1 $+ 's Head!!
n142=..Nut Kick:/me Puts on his Doc Martens and kicks $$1 in the balls!!
n143=..Horny:/me thinks that $$1 is wat to horney to be in # !! $me hates horney losers who probably suck their own Genitles !!
n144=..OJ:/me puts on his Ski mask and stalks $$1 for a while. One day $me sees $$1 walking with somone he doesn't like. $me becomes c4ninjascript\ninjaly jealous and slices $$1 $+ 's throat. When the IRCops ask who did it, $me blamed it on OJ Simpson!!
n145=..Hacksaw:/me pulls out his Hack Saw and cuts up $$1 into little pieces and feeds them to his dog.
n146=..Chainsaw:/me pulls out his chainsaw and Hacks apart $$1 from limb to limb
n147=..Lightening:/me CAlls to the god of lightening and asks him for help. Later that day $$1 is walking home from the sexual toys store when a lightening bolt comes and knocks down a tree that kills $$1
n148=..Sledge:/me looks around the room and sees $$1 ..... what an asshole!! $me then decides something should be done about it, so he grabs his sledge hammer and then squishes $$1 skull in to applesauce!!! PUNK!
n149=..Phone:/me is using his phone bug when he hears that $$1 is a telemarketer. $me calls 1-800-FUCK- $$1- UP. An officer is sent over. The officer goes crazy and anally rapes $$1. Then slits $$1's fucking throat!! SHITHEAD!
n150=..Knuckles:/me finds brass knuckles in his pocket. Shit what you goona do with those asks $$1. I am gonna fuck you up!!!! $me runs at $$1 and proceeeds to bash $$1 fucking face in!! MOTHERFUCKER!
n151=..Dildo:/me sees $$1's mother on the street, she is trying to sell dildos for her church. $me takes them and jams them in any available opening in her body. BITCH!
n152=..Nazi:/me sees that $$1 is on NAZI Online. What the FUCK. $me pulls out his beretta and puts a bullet in $$1's fucking head! RACIST ASSHOLE!
n153=..Laser:/me has a large and powerful laser in his backpack. While giving his presentation he pulls it out.. $me sees $$1 being an asshole so he points it at $$1's eyes....ahhhhhhhhhhh!! Now all $$1 has are two burned craters for a face. SUCKA!
n154=..Bat:/me grabs the aluminum bat from the house and runs out to practice T-ball.. from $$1's head...whoops!...WHACK!!.. Now $$1's pea-sized brain is all over the field! RETARDO!
n155=..Key:/me thinks that $$1 types worth shit. $ME takes his keyboard and smashes it over $$1's fucking head. IDIOT!
n156=..Flashlight:/me is looking around in the dark for something.. $me shines the light on $$1 who is jerking off in the corner with a mag full of animal pics. $me takes his chance while $$1 is still stunned by the light and crushes $$1 skull in with his Mag-Lite. SICKO!
n157=..Bomb:/me plants a mine at the doorway to $$1's house.. when $$1 leaves to go get the new NKOTB album his legs are blown off! POSEUR!
n158=..weights:/me is lifting weights in the gym when $$1 comes bye and starts acting like an asshole... $me gets up and knocks $$1 on his ass... $me lifts the 400pd weight above his head... THUMP! is the only sound heard as $$1's head is flattened to a pancake! ASSHOLE!
n159=..Tutu:/me puts $$1 into a tutu and beats him or her into oblivion!!!
n160=..Shove: /say $$1 can take his or her computer and shove it up his or her ass!!!!
n161=..Ear Stick!:/me Shoves a stick In $$1 's Ear... Can Ya Hear Better Yet??
n162=..Throat Stick!:/me Shoves a dildo Down $$1 's Throat... Say What U Will Now!
n163=..Eye Poke!:/me Pokes $$1 In The Eye With a finger... Can Ya See Now??
n164=..Ass KICK!:/me Kicks $$1 In The Ass... Leaving His Foot Embedded In His Asshole... Guess U Can Stay... I Need My Foot.
n165=..Brain Swish!:/me Sticks a RED Hot Curling Iron In $1's Ear And Swishes Their Brain Around For awhile... Is It Clear Now??
n166=.-
n167=.Country Slaps
n168=..CDs:/me gives $$1 tons and tons of country music CDs
n169=..Garth:/me gives $$1 the brand new Garth Brooks CD "Fresh Horses"
n170=..Line:/me makes $$1 learn the steps to the Achy Breaky
n171=..Sing:/me sings country to $$1
n172=..Cowgirl:/me thinks $$1 would look great as a cowgirl!
n173=..Pure Country:/me makes $$1 watch Pure Country over and over till $$1 learns all of the George Strait Songs
n174=..8 Seconds:/me makes $$1 watch 8 Seconds till they can sing all the country songs
n175=..TNN:/me breaks into $$1's house and screws up their TV so they can only watch TNN (The Nashville Network) YEE HAW
n176=..Sheep:/me has a tape of $$1 raping his sheep. The sick fucker then masterbates his cows. Anybody want it? SICKO!!
n177=.-
n178=.Slap
n179=..Menu:/me Beats on $$1 awhile with $$?="Use a or an... What U Usin G?" ... Hope it HeRTz
n180=..Ass:/me Pulls Out a BIG Stick and Slaps $$1 's Ass For a Few... HoPe It HeRTz
n181=..Banana:/me lights a Banana on fire and throws it at $$1 's cousin:/say $$1 : If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
n182=..Eros:/me makes $$1 stare at Eros' picture | /me watches $$1 go blind
n183=..Blond:/me thinks $$1 is a natural blond by the way she types | /me does intensive research going through many hair dyes to find out nope $$1 is just plain stupid!!!!
n184=..Zaney:/me stares at $$1 who is staring at DryRain's goat Zaney | /me thinks $$1 and Zaney make a cute couple since both smell and need a haircut badly!
n185=..Trout:/me slaps $$1 around with a hairy, slimey, smelly, and contaminated trout!
n186=..Drown:/me drowns $$1 in a cup of water!
n187=..Like:/me says "Sure I like you $$1 " | /say BUT NOT TODAY!!!!
n188=..Pumpkin:/me grabs a handful of Pumpkin gut's and sticks them down $$1's throat
n189=..Lake:/me drowns $$1 in the nearest lake
n190=..Bottle:/me smashes a wine bottle over $$1's head
n191=..Cliff:/me shoves $$1 off the nearest cliff
n192=..Saw:/me runs after $$1 with a chain saw
n193=..Slam:/me slams the door on $$1's hand
n194=..Crush:/me crushes $$1's toes with a hammer
n195=..Chop:/me chops $$1 up in millions of pieces and buries $$1 in the backyard
n196=..Weed:/me chases after $$1 with a weed wacker....hey you need a haircut!
n197=..Dog:/me lets loose his dog after $$1 | /me gets sad after Rover left him so he w
n198=Actions
n199=.stomach!:/me surprises $$1 with a swift kick to the stomach!
n200=.punch!:/me punches $$1 really hard in the mouth
n201=.slap!:/me slaps $$1 around a bit with a large trout
n202=.kiss!:/me blows $$1 a kiss
n203=.mom!:/me tells $$1 to say hi to his mom for him!
n204=.hermom!:/me tells $$1 to say hi to her mom for him!
n205=.jackoff!:/me masturbates on $$1's head
n206=.smack!:/me smacks $$1 like the bitch that he is! You wanna act like a bitch I will slap you like one!
n207=.smackher!:/me smacks $$1 like the bitch that she is! You wanna act like a bitch I will slap you like one!
n208=.cry!:/me beats $$1 until he cries!
n209=.hercry!:/me beats $$1 until she cries!
n210=.apoligize!:/me apoligizes to $$1 profusely!
n211=.abuse!:/me grabs $$1 and slaps him then kicks him then punches him then asks him if he liked it. He answers no and then austa beats him more, finally $$1 collapses and sobs uncontrolably until he passes out in a pool of his own blood and vomit!
n212=.shutup!:/me tells $$1 to shut up!
n213=.horny!:/me tells $$1 to try #teensex
n214=.chick!:/me would smack $$1 really hard but hey, if I hit a chick, I would feel morally wrong!
n215=.HAMSTER:/say Hey $$1... your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder-berries!
n216=.goatass:/me Fucks $$1 in the Goat Ass!! oooohhhhh was it good for you??
n217=.Glare:/me glares sharply at $$1!!
n218=.Laugh(2ppl):/me laughs as he remembers the nite when he and $$1's mom along with $2's mom had hott wonderful monkey love sex... while $$1's mom took in the butt... $2's mom licked my sweaty nutsack... Oh what a nite...!
n219=.Monkey:/me says to $$1 It's $time - Do you know where your monkey is??
n220=.Evil Twin:/me turns into $$1s evil twin and ties $$1 up and goes to $$1s school and acts up and smarts off to $$1s teachers. | /me goes to $$1s house and unties him. $$1 goes to school the next day and is ostracized by both his fellow peers and his teachers.
n221=|Comments|
n222=.Say Hello:/me says hello to $snicks
n223=.Nasty comments
n224=..Shotgun:/me Takes out his Shotgun.......and Blows $1's Fuckin Head Off!
n225=..Pistol:/me aims...........Fire's the Glock.....PocK!....One round in the Head of $1....."Killed that Tango Fuck!"
n226=..Silencer Shoot:/me takes aim from a rooftop above,..... snipe!.......... $1 is killed by a silenced rifle! "Got that Tango Fucker!"
n227=..BiaTcH!:/me Slaps $1 upside the Fuckin Head..and yells "BiaTcH!!"
n228=..MrRogers:/me sings.... It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood a beautiful day to be neighbors, would you be mine, could you be mine: Hello everyone, todays speial word is 'lamer', can you say l-a-m-e-r? " $+ $1 $+ " good.... I am so proud of you... "won't you be, my lamer...."
n229=..LikeSlap:/me slaps $$1 around a bit and $$1 likes it..
n230=..Nuts:/me kicks $$1 in da nuts.......
n231=..Lamer:/say $$1 is a lamer :)
n232=..Bath:/me thinks that $$1 REALLY needs a BATH..... :)
n233=..Wake Up!:/say WAKE up $$1....
n234=..Wake Slap:/me slaps $$1 to wake him up....
n235=..Spit:/me grabs $$1 by the throat.... throws $$1 up against a wall, and spits in $1 $+ 's face.
n236=..Glass Punch:/me wraps his hand with cloth, dips it in resin and then shards of broken glass, and punches $$1 in the face.
n237=..Lamer Def:/me says "1. Lam-er (noun) : a person who is lame. example of a lamer: $$1 :)
n238=..Newbie Def:/me says "1. New-bie (noun): a person who is new. 2. a person who pretends NOT to be new by being a moron 3. see Lamer for more details. example of a Newbie: $$1 :)
n239=..Diaper:/me slaps $$1 with an old diaper full of extricated chile burritos!
n259=..Watermelon:/ame lights a Watermelon on fire and throws it at $$1
n260=..Cantalope:/ame lights a Cantalope on fire and throws it at $$1
n261=..Banana:/ame lights a Banana on fire and throws it at $$1.cousin:/say $$1: If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
n262=..Eros:/me makes $$1 stare at Eros' picture | /me watches $$1 go blind
n263=..Blond:/me thinks $$1 is a natural blond by the way she types | /me does intensive research going through many hair dyes to find out nope $$1 is just plain stupid!!!!
n264=..Zaney:/me stares at $$1 who is staring at DryRain's goat Zaney | /me thinks $$1 and Zaney make a cute couple since both smell and need a haircut badly!
n265=..Trout:/me slaps $$1 around with a hairy, slimey, smelly, and contaminated trout!
n266=..Stone:/me has been turned to stone cause of $$1 's uglyness!
n267=..Snot:/me grabs a snotty tissue and rubs it all over $$1
n268=..Drown:/me drowns $$1 in a cup of water!
n269=..Swim:/me swims across the deepest oceans to find my love $$1 | /say I love you SUGAR BEE!
n270=..Love:/me falls in love with $$1 's beauty....
n271=..Warning:/me warns $$1 to watch their mouth or risk being kicked!
n272=..Like:/me says "Sure I like you $$1 " | /say BUT NOT TODAY!!!!
n273=..Pumpkin:/me grabs a handful of Pumpkin gut's and sticks them down $$1's throat
n274=..Fake lagg:/say $$1 you there? | /timer1 1 7 /say Are you still alive $$1 ? | /timer2 1 14 /say are you ignoring me $$1 ? | /timer3 1 21 /say You must be lagging $$1 HELLOOOO!! | /timer4 1 28 /say WOOO 39 sec ping reply WoW! | /timer5 1 35 /say you better do something about that lagg $$1 | /timer6 1 42 /say HELLO!! ARGH! | /timer7 1 49 /say ASSHOLE
n275=..Lake:/ame drowns $$1 in the nearest lake
n276=..Bottle:/ame smashes a wine bottle over $$1's head
n277=..Cliff:/ame shoves $$1 off the nearest cliff
n278=..Saw:/ame runs after $$1 with a chain saw
n279=..Slam:/ame slams the door on $$1's hand
n280=..Murder:/ame hires someone to murder $$1
n281=..Crush:/ame crushes $$1's toes with a hammer
n282=..Fire:/amel ights a match and sets $$1 on fire
n283=Kicks
n284=.Reason:/kick # $$1 $$?="reason for kick?"
n285=.Flooder!:/kick # $$1 Out Out Evil Flooder!!
n286=.Gay Word:/kick # $$1 you give the word Gay a bad meaning!
n287=.Lamelame:/kick # $$* Why Oh Why must you be so lame??
n288=.wiseman:/kick # $$1 A wise man once said to me... If you are smart, you will kick $$1 out on his dumbass and maybe ban him... i agree with this intelligent sage of wisdom... BAAM!!
n289=.beatles:/kick # $$1 "I don't believe in Beatles... I just believe in me"
n290=.sacrifice:/me thinks its time to make a sacrifice to the dark master... | /me prepares the alter for the blood of $$1 | /me lifts the rusty knife high above the screaming body of $$1 | /kick # $$1 Creamation or Burial... You're dead asshole...
n291=.fugeela:/me screams FUUUUUGEEEEELAAAAAAA and proceeds to sack-beat $$1 | /kick # $$1 You have been sack-beaten... aint yo parents proud?
n292=.Respect:/kick # $$1 When i was your age... we went into channels like # and showed some respect... ungrateful little bastard!!
n293=.Nice Mom:/kick # $$1 Let me tell you about the winter of '59... i wouldve gone crazy without the gentle touch of your mother... I hope you appreciate her... I sure did :
n294=.Naughty Mom:/kick # $$1 Naughty behavior like that reminds me of your mom... except when she was bad... she wasnt usually wearing clothes at the time... :
n295=.Wax Estatic:/kick # $$1 Heres something that is automatic, wax ecstatic...
n296=.Dork Fish:/kick # $$1 You Are A DorkFish!!
n297=.LAMER:/me asks "what is a lamer" | /me gets out his trusty Websters Dictionary.... | /me says "ahhhhhhh, the definition of lamer is: one who lurks or makes bad or mean comments... one who is a nuisence in general - See $$1 | /kick # $$1 Arent you proud.... your in the dictionary!
n298=.Fish:/kick # $$1 I said Its a fish kick!
n299=.Smart Ass:/kick # $$1 One Smart Ass Is Enough Per Channel And I Am Already Here! :▐
n300=.Ferris Kick:/kick # $$1 Ferris Buller? Why Yes, He Is My Idol!
n301=.Boni:/kick # $$1 In the words of Boni..." try to find out what is best about yourself and chase away the bad! :
n302=.Jaden:/kick # $$1 In the words of Jaden... "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
n303=.Stop Kick:/kick # $$1 Stop me before I kick again!
n304=.Red Necks:/kick # $$1 Ya all rednecks got ta geet outta here!
n305=.Eyes Kick:/kick # $$1 I said cover your eyes!
n306=.Love Kick:/kick # $$1 You only kick the ones you love!
n307=.Wipe Kick:/kick # $$1 Go wipe your face!
n308=.Priv Kick:/kick # $$1 This is a private conversation!
n309=.Swear Kick:/kick # $$1 Watch your language in the presence of a lady!
n310=.Flood Kick:/kick # $$1 Dont Flood!
n311=.Jerk Kick:/kick # $$1 You are a jerk head!
n312=.Ad Kick:/kick # $$1 Don't Advertise Here!
n313=.Lamer:/kick # $$* >>-ª\/ª-> GeT OuT LaMeR! <-ª\/ª-<<
n315=.No Reason:/kick # $* >>-ª\/ª-> NO REASON <-ª\/ª-<<
n316=Floods
n317=.Raw DCC Chat:/raw -q privmsg $1 :DCC CHAT CHAT 3453550597 19 | /echo 4 $active Flooding $$1... You won't be able to tell.
n318=.Flooding Off:/timer21 off | /timer22 off | /timer23 off | /timer24 off | /timer25 off | /timer26 off | /timer27 off | /timer28 off | /timer29 off | /timer30 off | /timer31 off | /timer32 off | /echo 4 *** Flooding has now been halted.
n319=.Version Flood:/ignore $1 | /timer21 10 1 /ctcp $1 Version | /timer22 10 1 /ctcp $1 version | /timer23 10 1 /ctcp $1 version | /timer24 10 1 /ctcp $1 version | /timer25 10 1 /ctcp $1 version | /timer26 10 1 /ctcp $1 version | /timer27 10 1 /ctcp $1 version | /timer28 10 1 /ctcp $1 version | /timer29 10 1 /ctcp $1 version | /timer30 10 1 /ctcp $1 version | /timer31 10 1 /ctcp $1 version | /timer32 10 1 /ctcp $1 version
n7=Query user:/query $$?="Enter nickname and message:"
n8=Send notice:/notice $$?="Enter nickname and message:"
n9=Whois user:/whois $$?="Enter nickname:"
n10=Send CTCP
n11=.Ping:/ctcp $$?="Enter nickname:" ping
n12=.Time:/ctcp $$?="Enter nickname:" time
n13=.Version:/ctcp $$?="Enter nickname:" version
n14=.Finger:/ctcp $$?="Enter nickname:" finger
n15=Set Away
n16=.On/Off:/f1
n17=.Set Timer Time: {
n18= set %awaytimer $$?="Set New Timer (In Seconds)"
n19= echo 4 -a *** Away/Back repeat timer set at %awaytimer Seconds ***
n20=}
n21=Invite user:/invite $$?="Enter nickname and channel:"
n22=Ban user:/ban $$?="Enter channel and nickname:"
n23=Kick user:/kick $$?="Enter channel and nickname:"
n24=Ignore user:/ignore $$?="Enter nickname:"
n25=Change nickname:/nick $$?="Enter new nickname:"
n26=Quit IRC:/quit
n27=-
n28=({=-Park Patrol-=})
n29=.Advertise:me is using 4({=-Park Patrol-=}) v 3.0 flood protection, by 3ParkPatrol for 2mIRC v4.72.
n30=.All
n31=..Off:.disable #floodchan | .disable #floodchat | .disable #floodctcp | .disable #floodctcpreply | .disable #floodinvite | .disable #floodnick | .disable #floodprivate | .disable #floodrevdoor | .disable #floodserv | .disable #floodultracommand | .disable #floodultraevent | set %ctcpchan off | set %ctcppriv off | set %repeatkick off | set %textlength 999 | .timer851 1 1 .ignore -rinpt *!*@* | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) All Protection is now 4OFF.
n32=..On:.enable #floodchan | .enable #floodchat | .enable #floodctcp | .enable #floodctcpreply | .enable #floodinvite | .enable #floodnick | .enable #floodprivate | .enable #floodrevdoor | .enable #floodserv | set %ctcpchan on | set %ctcppriv on | set %repeatkick on | set %textlength 300 | .timer851 off | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) All Protection except Ultra is now 3ON.
n33=.Channel
n34=..Channel Off:.disable #floodchan | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) Channel Protection is now 4OFF.
n35=..Channel On:.enable #floodchan | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) Channel Protection is now 3ON.
n36=.Chat
n37=..Off:.disable #floodchat | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) Chat Protection is now 4OFF.
n38=..On:.enable #floodchat | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) Chat Protection is now 3ON.
n39=.CTCP
n40=..All off:.disable #floodctcp | set %ctcpchan off | set %ctcppriv off | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) All CTCP Protection is now 4OFF.
n41=..All on:.enable #floodctcp | set %ctcpchan on | set %ctcppriv on | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) All CTCP Protection is now 3ON.
n42=..Channel on, private off:.enable #floodctcp | set %ctcpchan on | set %ctcppriv off | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) CTCP Protection is now Channel 3ON, Private 4OFF.
n43=..Private on, channel off:.enable #floodctcp | set %ctcpchan off | set %ctcppriv on | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) CTCP Protection is now Private 3ON, Channel 4OFF.
n44=..Channel
n45=...Off:.disable #floodctcp | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) CTCP Protection is now 4OFF.
n46=...On:.enable #floodctcp | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) CTCP Protection is now 3ON.
n47=.CTCP reply
n48=..Off:.disable #floodctcpreply | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) CTCP Reply Protection is now 4OFF.
n49=..On:.enable #floodctcpreply | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) CTCP Reply Protection is now 3ON.
n50=.Invite
n51=..Off:.disable #floodinvite | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) Invite Protection is now 4OFF.
n52=..On:.enable #floodinvite | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) Invite Protection is now 3ON.
n53=.Length
n54=..Off:set %textlength 999 | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) Long Text Protection now 4OFF.
n55=..On:set %textlength 300 | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) Long Text Protection now 3ON.
n56=.Nick
n57=..Off:.disable #floodnick | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) Nickname Protection is now 4OFF.
n58=..On:.enable #floodnick | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) Nickname Protection is now 3ON.
n59=.Private
n60=..Off:.disable #floodprivate | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) Message Protection is now 4OFF.
n61=..On:.enable #floodprivate | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) Message Protection is now 3ON.
n62=.Repeat
n63=..Off:set %repeatkick off | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) Repeat Text Protection now 4OFF.
n64=..On:set %repeatkick on | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) Repeat Text Protection no 3ON.
n65=.Revdoor
n66=..Off:.disable #floodrevdoor | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) Rev Door Protection is now 4OFF.
n67=..On:.enable #floodrevdoor | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) Rev Door Protection is now 3ON.
n68=.Server
n69=..Off:.disable #floodserv | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) File Server Protection is now 4OFF.
n70=..On:.enable #floodserv | echo 2 -a ({=-Park Patrol-=}) File Server Protection is now 3ON.